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Thus Spake the Gurus: Famous Authors on Themselves

Albert Einstein

A note to the literary prodigies:

We know why you said it.

The Honest Man

You write for people like us. You have got too many followers. But the snobs won’t take you seriously. Their noses are so high that when they sneeze the ceiling gets wet. You don’t know if you want to laugh or cry over it. Actually, you are not bothered, and eventually you  make a statement on what you are.

The Perfectionist

The world adores you, but you can’t stand yourself. Whatever echoes within yourself doesn’t take shape the way you want. You are still brilliant, but you simply won’t accept it.

The Modest and the Refined

Good Sir, thou knowest thy worth, but thou art too humble to say it. Modesty forbids what the law does not. In the name of polite and noble behavior, you are unkind to yourself.

The Sarcastic Intellectual

I knew you were good; there was no need for double entendre. Save it for your enemies mate, We are on your side. Respect.

The I-know-my-cards Guy

You aren’t Shakespeare and you’re happy about it. You got something else to offer and you know the readers will jump at it. Bravo to the no-nonsense marketing bloke.

For whatever reason you said it, you were damn right. You know, we’re all trying to make a point.

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend’em your ears. Let the Litterateurs speak.

Robert Benchley

“It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by that time I was too famous.” — Robert Benchley

John Grisham

 
“I can’t change overnight into a serious literary author. You can’t compare apples to oranges. William Faulkner was a great literary genius. I am not.” — John Grisham

Stephen kIng

 
“I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries.” — Stephen King

Gustave Flaubert

 
“I am irritated by my own writing. I am like a violinist whose ear is true, but whose fingers refuse to reproduce precisely the sound he hears within.” — Gustave Flaubert

Kurt Vonnegut

 
“It was dishonorable enough that I perverted art for money. I then topped that felony by becoming, as I say, fabulously well-to-do. Well, that’s just too damn bad for me and for everybody. I’m completely in print, so we’re all stuck with me and stuck with my books.”Kurt Vonnegut

Ray Bradbury

 
“A conglomerate heap of trash, that’s what I am. But it burns with a high flame.” — Ray Bradbury

Mark Twain

 
“I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.” – Mark Twain

Vladimir Nobokov

 
“Lolita is famous, not I. I am an obscure, doubly obscure, novelist with an unpronounceable name.” — Vladimir Nabokov

Edger Rice Burroughs

 
“I have been successful probably because I have always realized that I knew nothing about writing and have merely tried to tell an interesting story entertainingly.” — Edgar Rice Burroughs Continue reading »

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Cover of the Week: Salambo by Gustave Flaubert

Salambo Gustave Flaubert

This epic saga of lust, cruelty, and sensuality is set in Carthage and describes the intriguing events that follow the First Punic War. The rulers of Carthage refuse to pay the mercenary army they hired to fight with Rome. The mercenaries, led by Matho, subsequently attack the ancient walled city. Both sides use treachery and deceit to fight the enemy. In between, the sensual and enigmatic Salambo, daughter of one of Carthage’s generals, enters the stage and makes the equation complex. She plays for her own reasons and affects the outcome of the war.

Salambo is not Madame Bovary, but it is the book that helped Gustave Flaubert to reinforce his position as a writer of distinction. Replete with epic battles, looting of treasures, horrible torture of prisoners, and colourful descriptions, this is one memorable journey, which gives you “an orgy of historical hashish”. If you were a time traveler, you definitely want to be on Flaubert’s Carthage.

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10 Bestselling Science Fiction Books of All Time

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Science fiction is a rather interesting realm. It is doubtful if SF is a part of the elite literary stuff, but it undeniably has a loyal and fairly broad fan base. Classic SF books have always made significant impact on the readers and a lot of them have sneaked into bestseller lists. SF gurus like H.G wells, Jules Verne, Arthur C. Clarke, Frank Herbert and others are widely considered among the best of writers.

In 1932, Aldous Huxley in his Brave New World envisioned a terrifying world where individualism is treated with hatred. A decade later a new generation of talented writers (Bradbury, Heinlein, and Asimov to name a few) stumbled upon public consciousness, and the golden age of science fiction began.

Estimated sales figures for SF books, particularly the older ones, are rather foggy. The following list is a combination of sales, awards, and the magnitude of influence on the readers . Here is the controversial best of “alien invasions”, “man and machine” and “in a galaxy far, far away”:

stranger on a strange land heinleinStranger in a Strange Land Robert by A. Heinlein (Hugo Award Winner)

H.G Wells wrote about malicious Martians attacking our planet. The concept got a surprisingly innovative treatment from Heinlein. Michael Smith is born during a mission to Mars and raised there by the inhabitants of the planet. Mike returns to Earth one day. What happens next?

dune frank herbertDune by Frank Herbert (Hugo and Nebula Award Winner)

The epic tale of power struggle in Arrakis — the desert planet. Dune, which intrigues the readers even half a decade after its publication, is one of the most influential works of the genre. The book was followed by several other sequels.

2001 a space odyssey arthur c clarke2001: A Space Odyssey by Arthur C. Clarke

Clarke’s Legendary Science Fiction novel, written concurrently with his screenplay for the film, is an unforgettable trip to the mysteries of the universe. This subversive, mind boggling tale encompasses human evolution, the perils of technology, and the magnitude of the universe. Widely recognized as a timeless classic.

The HitchHiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams

Inspired lunacy. If you are not humoured by The HitchHiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, then you’re probably the reason that human beings are behind mice and dolphin in terms of intelligence. So long, and thanks for all the fish!

Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury (Retro Hugo Award Winner)

In one of the most acclaimed SF book ever written, Bradbury describes a frightening world where books and independence of thought are prohibited. The very meaning of life is in question. Fahrenheit 451 was made into a movie by François Truffaut.

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Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? by Philip K Dick (Nebula Award Winner)

In case you didn’t know, this is Harrison Ford’s cult classic — Blade Runner. It tells the story of a bounty hunter on a quest to kill eight androids. This post-apocalyptic novel is possibly Dick’s best known work.

foundation asimovFoundation Series by Isaac Asimov (Foundation’s Edge won both Hugo and Nebula Award)

One of the best grand masters of SF came up with one of the most sublime achievements in the history of the genre. Foundation delineates an attempt to save mankind from a corrupt empire by building a vast encyclopaedia of knowledge. The seven books in the series have taken SF literature to new heights.

ender's game cardEnder’s Game by Orson Scott Card (Hugo and Nebula Award Winner)

Child prodigies hired to smash malevolent aliens in zero-gravity environments. An ultra cool concept by Card that works on multiple levels. Ender’s game was a huge success with readers of all ages.

childhood's end arthur c clarkeChildhood’s End by Arthur C. Clarke (Retro Hugo Award Winner)

Giant air vessels appear from outer space and hover over all major cities on Earth. Over generations, the aliens/overlords solve human problems like hunger and crime, but they seem to have a purpose. What is it? Described as unsettling, pessimistic and deeply insightful, this book will leave a permanent impression on you.

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Gateway by Frederik Pohl (Hugo, Nebula, Locus, and John W. Campbell Award Winner)

Humans have discovered relics from an alien civilization, which include numerous space ships. The lead character goes out on one of the space ships to bring back something worthwhile. On his third trip, he is rewarded, but it leaves him mentally wrecked for something happens during his journey. A creative story that won overwhelming critical acclaim.

Honorable mentions:

  1. Twenty thousand leagues under the sea by Jules Verne
  2. The Time Machine by H.G wells
  3. The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde by Robert Louis Stevenson
  4. Frankenstein by Mary Shelley
  5. The Forever War by Joe Haldeman
  6. The Moon is a Harsh Mistress by Robert a Heinlein
  7. Brave New World by Aldous Huxley
  8. Rendezvous with Rama is a novel by Arthur C. Clarke
  9. Starship Troopers by Robert A Heinlein
  10. A Canticle for Leibowitz by Walter M Miller

What’s your pick? Which one do you think is the most underrated/overrated SF novel? Continue reading »

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Download ebook: Macbeth by William Shakespeare (PDF)

Macbeth William Shakespeare

“Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.”:

How many modern plays do you believe will be bestsellers and entertaining audiences four hundred years after they were written?

It’s quite pointless to review The Tragedy of Macbeth. If you didn’t know you were reading a piece from Elizabethan literature, you could’ve thought that the plot was from a 2012 blockbuster movie. This is exactly where Shakespeare succeeds. Like all great writers, his appeal is timeless. You can very well identify with all his characters; somewhere inside you feel like they do, you yield to temptations, you make pacts with the Devil, and the master playwright knows it.

You love and hate the characters simultaneously. You curse Macbeth and his Queen to hell for their sins, yet you weep blood for their sufferings. Macduff wins at last, kills Macbeth for good, yet he never achieves the stature of his foe. In spite of knowing his destiny, being made aware of the diabolical deception of the three witches, the “usurper” fights the man “being of no woman born” with unflinching courage. Macbeth remains a grand character when he dies, as he has lived, by the sword:

“Yet I will try the last. Before my body
I throw my warlike shield. Lay on, Macduff,
And damn’d be him that first cries, ‘Hold, enough!’”
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Cover of the Week: Vazkor, Son of Vazkor by Tanith Lee (Daw Books, 1978)

Vazkor son of Vazkor Tanith Lee

Vazkor, son of Vazkor is the sequel to Tanith Lee’s famous fantasy novel The Birthgrave. Followed by Quest for the White Witch, the third and the final novel in Birthgrave trilogy .

What if Jason Bourne was born in medieval times? What if he had to combat savage barbarian forces and witchcraft? On a quest to kill his mother — a witch goddess — for robbing him of a royal legacy, the protagonist moves through brutal tribes and ruined cities by killing and raping. As his journey continues, he learns about himself and begins to interpret dreams that haunt his vision. Vazkor, the barbarian hero, reminds you of Howard’s Conan in terms of attitude and looks. Continue reading »

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The OMG Project: Major Websites as Paperbacks

web services covers therapyRight from the time I discovered Deviantart, I knew that the World Wide Web was inhabited by some insanely creative people. Over the years, my belief was reinforced by many other discoveries. Today I stumbled upon yet another crazy project.

What if the top websites were old-fashioned paperbacks? How cool would Facebook look as an old Penguin classic? How about MySpace as a vintage science-fiction book? Have a look at the images below fellas. Last.FM, Twitter, Tumblr, Linkedin, Flickr all are there.

Hats off to grade A lunatic Stéphane Massa-Bidal (Rétrofuturs). You can catch this French illustrator on flickr.

It would’ve been a crime if I didn’t share this with others. Which one do you like the most?

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Memories Revisited: Oriental Stories/The Magic Carpet Magazine

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Did you know that the legendary Weird Tales had an offshoot called Oriental Stories/The Magic Carpet? Unlike Weird Tales, its companion magazine had a short run, but like its parent it reached a cult status among fans of pulp fiction.

The magazine was edited by Farnsworth Wright who was also in charge of Weird Tales. It was backed by the awesome writing force of WT, which included Clark Ashton Smith and Robert E. Howard. The main focus of the magazine, as the name suggests, was fantasy and adventure tales of the east.

Oriental Stories, right from the beginning, struggled financially. It started as a bi-monthly magazine in 1930, but monetary issues made its publication highly irregular. At one point, it was revamped and launched with a new name — The Magic Carpet. However, the sales figures were still dismal and finally it became defunct in 1934. There were total nine issues of Oriental Stories and five issues of The Magic Carpet. Facsimile reprints of the magazine (Wildside Press) are available from Amazon.

Oriental Stories/The Magic Carpet has become old man’s nostalgia.

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